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WHAT THE FUNK - Naughty Bean coffee beans
WHAT THE FUNK - Naughty Bean coffee beans
WHAT THE FUNK - Naughty Bean coffee beans
WHAT THE FUNK - Naughty Bean coffee beans

WHAT THE FUNK

FRUITY & FUNKY

👅 Taste notes: Forest fruits, strawberries & red cherry

🍒 Grown in: Ethiopia + Nicaragua

☕ Best brewed for: Filter

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Introducing What the Funk—a blend that takes you on a wild ride through the vibrant, funky side of coffee. This is not your everyday cup; it’s a bold and adventurous blend that’s bursting with fruity, complex flavours that will leave a lasting impression. If you’re a coffee lover looking to explore something truly unique, What the Funk is your ticket to an unforgettable coffee experience.

 

This blend is a carefully crafted combination of two extraordinary coffees. First, we have an Ethiopian Gesha from the Yirgacheffe region, produced by the renowned Israel Degfa and processed at the Gelana Dry Mill. This coffee is grown at altitudes of 1,850 to 2,200 metres above sea level, resulting in a bean that’s packed with vibrant, fruity notes. The Ethiopian Gesha in this blend brings a bright, lively character to the cup, with hints of tropical fruits and a floral undertone that’s distinctly Ethiopian.

 

Paired with the Ethiopian Gesha is a Nicaraguan coffee from Finca Santa Maria de Lourdes, located in the San Fernando subregion of Nueva Segovia. This coffee is no ordinary Nicaraguan bean—it undergoes a raised bed natural processing method with extended anaerobic cherry fermentation. This meticulous process brings out deep, funky flavours that are rich, fruity, and just a little bit wild. Grown at 1,550 metres, this Nicaraguan coffee adds a layer of complexity and depth to the blend, with notes of fermented fruit and a rich, almost wine-like body.

 

The result of this unique pairing is What the Funk—a coffee that’s as bold and daring as its name suggests. It’s a blend that’s perfect for those who crave something different, something that pushes the boundaries of traditional coffee flavours. Whether you’re brewing it as a cafetiere or a filter, What the Funk delivers a cup that’s bursting with intense, fruity flavours and a funky edge that will keep you coming back for more.

 

So, if you’re ready to step out of your coffee comfort zone and explore the funkier side of the bean, What the Funk is the blend for you. It’s a wild, flavour-packed adventure in every cup—perfect for the adventurous coffee lover who’s always looking for something new and exciting

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Pure Arabica speciality grade coffee beans
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Rich In Antioxidants

More health boosting antioxidants than a punnet of blueberries
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High In Polyphenols

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Vitamin B3

Boosts brain health & supports energy production
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No Crash Or Jitters

Regulated caffeine for sustained energy

HEALTHY COFFEE

At Naughty Beans, we believe coffee should fuel your health, not just your day. That’s why our beans are rich in antioxidants and polyphenols, offering a healthier brew with every sip. Sourced from the finest farms and expertly roasted, our coffee is packed with benefits to complement a balanced, healthy lifestyle.

Roast To Order

All of our coffees are roasted to order so you can always expect the freshest coffee possible. We recommend you allow your coffee to rest for at least 5 days for maximum flavour.

delivery INFO

Shipping charges are as follows:

 

Royal Mail Tracked 48 £3.49

Royal Mail Tracked 24 £4.95

 

Orders over £30 & coffee club subscriptions are shipped for free with Royal Mail Tracked 48.

 

We typically roast retail orders 3 days a week & aim to dispatch your order within 48 hours of receiving it.

 

We Ship 1 x 250g & 2 x 250g orders in letterbox friendly packaging so there's no need to be home to receive your coffee.

🔥

Roasted Fresh

Date labels so you know exactly when it was roasted
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🚚

Free Delivery £30+

Royal Mail Tracked 48 or subscriptions too
Title

🌿

100% Natural

Pure Arabica speciality grade coffee beans
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🌳

Sustainable

We plant trees for every order

🫐

Rich In Antioxidants

More health boosting antioxidants than a punnet of blueberries
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🔥

High In Polyphenols

Roasted to maximise polyphenols
Title

⚡

Vitamin B3

Boosts brain health & supports energy production
Title

🧠

No Crash Or Jitters

Regulated caffeine for sustained energy

HEALTHY COFFEE

At Naughty Bean, we believe coffee should fuel your health, not just your day. That’s why our beans are rich in antioxidants and polyphenols, offering a healthier brew with every sip. Sourced from the finest farms and expertly roasted, our coffee is packed with benefits to complement a balanced, healthy lifestyle.

Roast To Order

All of our coffees are roasted to order so you can always expect the freshest coffee possible. We recommend you allow your coffee to rest for at least 5 days for maximum flavour.

delivery INFO

Shipping charges are as follows:

 

Royal Mail Tracked 48 £3.49

Royal Mail Tracked 24 £4.95

 

Orders over £30 & coffee club subscriptions are shipped for free with Royal Mail Tracked 48.

 

We typically roast retail orders 3 days a week & aim to dispatch your order within 48 hours of receiving it.

 

We Ship 1 x 250g & 2 x 250g orders in letterbox friendly packaging so there's no need to be home to receive your coffee.

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HEALTHY COFFEE THAT NOURISHES YOUR BODY
AND POWERS YOUR mind

Sourced from the finest farms for a brew that's bold in flavour and big on benefits.  Roasted to crank up those antioxidants, bringing you a shot of pure energy and a little extra mischief in every sip

CLEAN ENERGY

No jitters or crashes with regulated caffeine.

BOOST IMMUNITY

Rich in antioxidants to improve disease prevention

NUTRIENT DENSE

Vitamin B3 improves energy, cholesterol, and supports skin health.

REDUCE STRESS

High in inflammation reducing polyphenols

HEALTHY GUT

Naturally high in polyphenols & fibre 

SPECIALITY GRADE

Grown for taste & health

HEALTHY COFFEE THAT NOURISHES YOUR BODY 
AND POWERS YOUR mind

Sourced from the finest farms for a brew that's bold in flavour and big on benefits. 
Roasted to crank up those antioxidants, bringing you a shot of pure energy and a little extra mischief in every sip

CLEAN ENERGY

NUTRIENT DENSE

REDUCE STRESS

BOOST IMMUNITY

HEALTHY GUT

No jitters or crashes with regulated caffeine.

Vitamin B3 improves energy, cholesterol, and supports skin health.

High in inflammation reducing polyphenols

Rich in antioxidants to improve disease prevention

Naturally high in polyphenols & fibre 

WHY YOU NEED HEALTHIER COFFEE

Coffee isn’t just a convenient drink anymore! At Naughty Bean, we carefully source, store, roast, and test every batch to maximise its health-boosting benefits. So, your morning ritual isn’t just a pick-me-up—it’s a daily dose of goodness for your health

NAUGHTY BEAN

Rich In Antioxidants

Carefully roasted to maximise nutrients

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Speciality Grade Barista Coffee

We source only the very highest quality coffees 

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High In Polyphenols

Improved caffeine regulation

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Kind To The Planet

Recyclable packaging and trees planted with each order

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Freshly Roasted

Your coffee arives within days of being roasted

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WHY YOU NEED HEALTHIER COFFEE

Coffee isn’t just a convenient drink anymore! At Naughty Bean, we carefully source, store, roast, and test every batch to maximise its health-boosting benefits. So, your morning ritual isn’t just a pick-me-up—it’s a daily dose of goodness for your health

Rich In Antioxidants

Carefully roasted to maximise nutrients

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Speciality Grade Coffee

Only the very highest quality coffees 

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High In Polyphenols

Improved caffeine regulation

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Kind To The Planet

Trees planted with each order

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Freshly Roasted

Roasted within days of arriving

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Is it freshly roasted?

Always. Every bag is roasted, sealed, and shipped within 24-48 hours to ensure your coffee is as fresh as possible.

Will this coffee give me the jitters?

Not a chance! We use 100% Arabica beans, which naturally have less caffeine. Plus, no nasty chemicals or pesticides—just smooth, crash-free energy.

Do you add anything to make the coffee healthier?

No need for extras here! Our beans naturally pack in the good stuff—high antioxidants and polyphenols for a health boost. We also offer coffee with added mushrooms if you want to take things up a notch!

Is Naughty Bean ethical and sustainable?

Of course! We pay our farmers fairly, source responsibly, and even plant trees to offset our carbon footprint. And yep, our packaging is eco-friendly too!

How will I feel after drinking it?

Think of it as clean fuel! No bitter aftertaste or afternoon slumps—just pure energy without the side effects.

Can coffee help me live longer?

Studies suggest coffee can promote longevity, thanks to antioxidants. Our beans are packed with these heroes to help keep your body in top shape.

How do I store my coffee to keep it fresh?

Store your coffee in an airtight container, in a cool, dry place. Avoid the fridge or freezer—they’ll mess with the flavour!

How should I brew this coffee for the best health benefits?

For optimal taste and health benefits, we recommend using filtered water and avoiding adding sugar. Brew it your way—our beans are flexible! Espresso, Pourover, Cafetiere the choice is yours.

Is this coffee suitable for sensitive stomachs?

Yes! Our beans are low in acidity, making them easier on your gut.

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